another week in the life...

hmmm lright my week
sooo monday i went to school, and i was so prepared, like i woke up early and everything and got ready super fast and every thing, even though i was super tierd so when i finished it was like 7:40, and i dont need to be at school till like 8 or so, and my host mom had already left for work so i sat down on one of those thai cussion things and watched a little tv, we have hbo, si think i was watchin that

next thing i know im wakin up to explaosions on the tv i look at my watch and it says 9:30!
i was pissed!
i woke up that mornig with good intentions and everything, but like an idiot i accidently fell asleep in front of the tv, now i just look like a slacker when i come to school late!

any ways, i totaly forgot, since i havent been to school in a while, how the teachers really don care if im alive there!
so things worked out fine, i just had to explain to my friends, why my shirt was so wrinkled(dadf, youd say it looked like i slept in it.... well guess what? I DID!)

hmm after school ended i took a bike ride, then came home, then well nothin new happened, the next day was the same story, but only when i got home after my ride all sweaty i found out that there was a different padlock on the door!
normaslly i would just call my host mom, and ask how to get in, but that day i had 2 free periods, and i was home about half an hour before i was supposed to be, and since i didn know how to say "free period" in thai, i decided id chill for about half an hr before id call her, in order to skipp the acusation that i, ryan alias would ever ditch class!
so here i am sittin on the ground in the thai heat, with random thai dogs(ok a thai dogs ar dis custing, think of mexican dogs, times like 50) there comin up to me and chillin, and i cant per them cause im afraid of getting herpes, or ghonerrhea from them, finnaly 30 min poass, and i call my hm to ask how to get inside, she says she cahanged the locks cause she lost her key, and she says the new key is with the..
"bakswho"
this throws me, i tell her i have ab so lutly no idea what a bakswho is!
she keeps insitsing that i do, saying its in the front of the house
bakswho!
bakswho!

so im looking high and low, all over and racking my brain for the thai work bakswho!
then i look down, and see the palce where we leaveour SHOES, we have all kinds of colors, even BLACK ones, then i put it together, because of my hms crazy thai accent bakswho=black shoe
no wonder she insisted i knew what the word ment, she was trying to speak english!
so to avoid further embarasment i politley saud thankyou and hung up.

the next day i had the runs.
illl just say it, cause it happens often enough here!
so i called my hm sayin i was stayin home, she asked to explain what was wrong, sooo i said in thai really fast
pai hong-nam muk-muk
in a ryan translation
pai=i go
hong-nam=bathroom
muk-muk, in this context= countless times
"i go to the bathroom countless times"

she laughed and told me to stay home, which wasok with me!

thurs, i went to school. nothing remarkable.
friday, all the boys in my class had to gop to army training, till teusday, in thailand, ther army isnt, hmmm whats that word, its on the tip of my tongue!@
voluntary!!
yeah all guys have to do it, so theyll be gone for the next 5 days, and they said i shouldent come to school those days.
whatever.

so this weekend, was fun though, one of my exng student freinds came down and stayed the weekend, we just watched movies all day!
hmmm i think thats all ive got this week, im kinda tierd right now, didnt sleep much the past couple days, due to watchin movies, i really dont know what im doin tommoro or the next day, but you guys ll know next week
bye!
r